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When I’m told to clean:
(Source: kristiisyourfriend)
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Before the shower
- ugh i am not taking a shower now i have no energy really who needs showers i’m squeaky clean shit i brush my teeth i don’t even stink
During the shower
- oh my god have mercy on my soul thank you for this blessed hot waterfall on my body this is amazing i am never leaving fuck lemme jut live in here slide my food under the door please lord praise you have mercy showers for everyone
Right when you get out of the shower
- shit it’s cold hold me fuck just gonna wrap myself in a towel and stay in one position forever wtf shivering like a jamaican in the arctic fuck showers who needs showers this is torture i am never moving
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